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92 Things

Karai tagged me, which I assume is because she is really really bored where she is hiding out. I don’t usually do these, but I thought hey, I’m not getting attacked at the moment-why not?

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage?:  Milk, right out of the carton. I think it was about to turn though. It was kinda funky.

2. last phone call: I think it was to Leo trying to find out where he was. That dude never answers his phone.

3. last text message: Mass text to my bros.

4. last song you listened to: I, Alone by Live

5. last time you cried: I don’t even know

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice: I’ve never dated anyone one time.

7. been cheated on: I guess that is a advantage of never having dated-I’ve also never been cheated on.

8. kissed someone & regretted it: Never. No. No regrets.

9. lost someone special: I have, many times. Only one I’ve gotten back again.

10. been depressed: I think that now is a pretty good time.

11. been drunk and threw up: No! Ha ha, I have not!

LIST MY THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS: Green purple, silver

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: noticed that 12 to 14 are missing?

15. Made a new friend: Yes, I have!

16. Fallen out of love: No!

17. Laughed until you cried: No, but I would like to.

18. Met someone who changed you: Everyone I have met has changed me in some way.

19. Found out who your true friends are: I have, and I keep them close to me.

20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yes. that is never a good feeling. Even though it is probably true. 

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: I don’t have a facebook so negative!

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real 
life: Zero, since I don’t have one.

24. Do you have any pets?: One, I think Ice Cream Kitty counts.

25. Do you want to change your name: No, my name is awesome.

26. What did you do for your last birthday: Oh, ran away from a kraang invasion, lost our father, did not get cake.

27. What time did you wake up today: 5am. Stupid rooster.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night: I was online talking way too much to people on skype until Leo told me I needed to sleep. then I read listverse for another hour.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Another kiss

30. Last time you saw your mother I don’t think I’ve ever seen my mother.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?: Not being under threat of invasion and extinction would be nic3e. Let’s do that.

32. What are you listening to right now?: the soothing roar of the fireplace and the drafty old window. The last one is kinda creepy.

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: No, who is Tom? Do you owe him money?

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: How 12-14 is just gone from the list. What happened to them? That’s really bugging me.

35. Most visited webpage: Besides tumblr-Listverse

37. Nickname: Donnie, Don, D, Donbo, Donner, Donneh, Brainiac, Genius, Stickmaster, Stickman, I am sure there is more.

38. Relationship Status: It’s complicated

39. Zodiac sign: Fire Ox

40. Pronouns:  He/him/ his

41. Elementary: my dear….Sherlock never said that.

42. High School:Go Vikings! I don’t know, that’s just April’s school.

43. College: is a place I wish I could go.

44. Hair color: redheads preferred

45. Long or short: long, but I’m not picky

46. Height: Taller than you. No, I will not get that off the top shelf.

47. Do you have a crush on someone: *sighs* Yes.

48. What do you like about yourself?: I gotta tell you, it’s nice being the brains.

49. RANDOM FACT: It’s not just the poptarts I lick icing off and put back.

50. Tattoos: Those involve needles. I’ll pass.

51. Righty or lefty: Ambidextrous.

52. First Surgery Nothing invasive so far.

53. First piercing: When I got poked with Raph’s sais while training.Wait..is that not what you meant?

54. First best friend: April O’Neil

55. First sport you joined: ninjutsu, or I guess skateboarding

56. First Vacation: I think being at the farmhouse is my first vacation. 

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: I had a cupcake earlier.

60. Drinking: Milk, out of the carton. It’s important to note that.

61. I’m about to: Eat Leo’s cupcake if he doesn’t come get it soon.

62. Listening to?: Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

63. Waiting for: April to come by so I can tell her goodnight.

64: Want kids?: That should probably not be unleashed upon the world.

65. Want to Get Married?: I’d like to have a girlfriend first.

66. Career?: Scientific researcher specializing in extraterrestrial habitats and races. Oh wait, I already do that, I just don’t get paid.

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: If I am getting kissed I’d rather have lips on mine instead of your eyeball.

68. Hugs or kisses: Depends on who is giving them.

69. Shorter or taller: Tall people (and turtles) rule!

70. Older or Younger: Everyone I’ve met is older than me.

71. Romantic or spontaneous: both please.

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Neither of these two things do I stare at, but for the sake of this question I’m picking stomach because I’m never ever going to notice someone’s arms unless they are as huge as a tank.

73. Sensitive or loud: sensitive

74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: No, I have not.

77. Drank hard liquor: Nope! Not a lot of that in the sewers.

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Never needed them

79. Sex on first date: ajdfjskleiurwoglkjalkjdariuweidjwlerew

80. Broken someone’s heart: No, and I hope I never do.

81. Had your own heart broken: I feel like I’ve had it broken multiple times. It’s still wounded and torn.

82. Been arrested: Ha ha, Popo! You can’t get me! I mean…no.

83. Turned someone down: No. Luckily I have never had to.

84. Cried when someone died: No, but I felt like it.

85. Fallen for a friend: Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: Yes!

87. Miracles: I would need some proof.

88. Love at first sight: Absolutely

89. Heaven: That’s way more complicated.

90. Santa Claus: He’s probably a mutant.

91. Kiss on the first date: Yes, please.

92. Angels: They are probably mutants too.

THE END

Posted on October 21 with 25 notes at 12:20 am

tardisellie103
Donnie, I couldn't help but notice that your new picture looks like Eric, better known as the Phantom of the Opera. I 100% approve of it :)

captainleonardo:

donatellotmnt:

Thank you. Again, credit for that goes to Leo. After the Donniestein thing was taken and used by so many others, my big brother stepped up to make something just for me.

Because sometimes brothers can be awesome.

image

I wouldn’t have been able to do it without Mikey’s help.
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He’s definitely the artistic talent behind what we did, but for some reason he doesn’t seem to want to take the credit for it.

Thank you, Mikey! I give you credit, Bro. 

Posted on October 20 with 53 notes at 9:20 pm

purplepachi
Donnieeee! I'm a mutant! -is slowly to be evil and attacks you- must destroy turtles!

Oh no! And adorable purple..cute..thing is going to attack us!

I’m somehow not very afraid.

Posted on October 20 with 13 notes at 7:42 pm

Anonymous
What would you do for icing on a pop tart?

Open the box mostly.

Posted on October 20 with 15 notes at 7:37 pm

Anonymous
Is it weird that I am obsessed with organizing things? Or that I notice everything? My friend always eats her fruitsnacks first and one time, my friend pulled out a brownie first and I like, flipped out. And my closet is color-coded. In alphabetical order. The colors are in alphabetical order.

I prefer my color organization to be in the prism color spectrum order.

You may have some level of OCD, especially if you feel anxiety when things happen out of order.

Posted on October 20 with 8 notes at 7:35 pm

sanguintmnt
I think something is wrong with one of my two cats. They play like normally, and today one suddenly hissed and it seemed like she forgot who the other cat was. Is this a tumor in the brain or something? :( Please help, Donnie.

Maybe the cat just was completely done with the other cat. Cats have moods too, and they get annoyed. Hissing at another cat usually is not an example of sickness. It’s more of a signal of I’m-done-with-youness.

Posted on October 20 with 14 notes at 7:27 pm

Anonymous
Hey we r getting married fyi

We are? Where was I when this decision was made? Also, it usually helps if I know who it is I am marrying.

You know I’m underage, right? 

Posted on October 20 with 14 notes at 7:20 pm

bitsy83
I still don't understand the Thing and how it worked. It swallowed you to possess you or take your form? And wouldn't Mrs. O'Neill also be in that body? It's so confusing!

She wasn’t really Mrs. O’Neil. She was made to look like her, but it wasn’t actually her.

No way that was her.

You are right, if it had gotten Mrs. O’Neil, she would have been there with us.

Posted on October 20 with 10 notes at 10:54 am

seriously Donnie control your tongue

Posted on October 20 with 182 notes at 10:51 am

Anonymous
Hey Donnie. I just want to say that your blog is amazing and you always make me smile c: You're so funny and cute! You deserve all the hugs and kisses of the world~ Have a nice day :)

Thank you! 

Posted on October 20 with 9 notes at 10:36 am

Anonymous
hi can i have a portal please?.

I get one first!

Posted on October 20 with 8 notes at 10:32 am

tardisellie103
Donnie, I couldn't help but notice that your new picture looks like Eric, better known as the Phantom of the Opera. I 100% approve of it :)

Thank you. Again, credit for that goes to Leo. After the Donniestein thing was taken and used by so many others, my big brother stepped up to make something just for me.

Because sometimes brothers can be awesome.

image

Posted on October 20 with 53 notes at 10:32 am

Anonymous
*presses panic button vigorously*

Do you feel better?

Posted on October 20 with 13 notes at 10:30 am

tmnt-fan-929
Hey its Jonathan. Im in a bright and cheery mood. (I hope) Anyways my friend and I saw how you guys (except Raph) got possessed and we couldn't believe it. We were watching all the times that looked like Halloween moments and she started getting freaked out and started moving closer to me on the couch at my house. Then she kissed me. Is this some start of romance between us? P.S. I hope we can forget about that post that my sister sent to you.

You can only hope, Johnathan. You can only hope.

Girls and kisses are confusing. Moving closer to you on the couch and then kissing you does sounds promising.

Definitely more confusing.

Girls call all the shots, dude. You are helpless.

Posted on October 20 with 15 notes at 9:49 am

anglena-fire-goddessandthemun
omg love the panic button XD

Thank you, I’ll be sure to let Leo know.

Posted on October 20 with 11 notes at 9:46 am

Syringe